Wednesday, July 25, 2007

U.F.O. Has Landed

If you're wondering why old Softie hasn't been around hear that much (read: at all) of late, then you won't know that he's secured a job over at FACT magazine. Writing about music all day doesn't exactly make you want to come home and do it all over again, I can imagine. Instead he plays football with Hector from the shop downstairs (which, incidentally, is Phonica). Imagine having a shop like that underneath you? Actually, it'd probably break me financially. Mr Soft, if you haven't noticed already, has got a monthly column over at FACT's website entitled 'The Contemporary Fix' which is always worth checking out. Read it, and realise where the razor sharp wit from this place has disappeared to! Have a worm around the site and they're all archived, but here's the latest one for the moment.

If you're in Bristol over the weekend, then the only place to be this Friday is The Kelly Twins' UFO night down at Dojo. Those with less taste will be staring at Fanculli and Zabiela (yes, he's a great DJ technically, but he bores me to tears) at Empathy, but there's a veritable treat of dancefloor caviar on down at Bristol's premier late night establishment. With the council cracking down on late night licencing, this is the only intimate space that you can check out music til the early hours (6am in the case of Saturday morning), and even now they're limiting entry to before 2am (you can, however, sign up for free 'membership' that lets you come in until 4) there. The Kelly Twins (if you haven't checked their mix yet then get to it - anyone that ends with Lee Douglas into Ada gets a thumbs up in my book) will be warming things up, indulging their love for 80s electro and assorted business, before wildstyle disco wizards Thumbs Aloft take to the decks. If you haven't picked up their 'Bedmo Disco Volume 1' 12" yet (if only for the cracking take on Paul McCartney's 'Coming Up' - sounds great pitched down a bit by the way), then you better get on it quick sharp, as there's only just over 100 left. One of their members tells me 'not to expect the usual'... Ominous, eh? Headlining the night is young gun cock-er-ney Toby Tobias, who's already had a string of releases on luminary labels such as Bearfunk, Rekids, and has one forthcoming on Tiny Sticks with an accompanying Zeefungk remix. Not heard the latter yet, but the original's a low slung house belter of the highest order. Then it's up to us to take things to an inevitably (of course) thrilling conclusion until it's time to face the sunlight at 6. Bit of dubstep, bit of techno, bit of disco - all geared towards the fellow partiers who always stay til the end. We salute you!

Here are a few records that might be slung in the Saturday morning 'freak box' (if you're wanting audio then check the new show over at Viva - I'm far too lazy to type out the tracklisting now but go to and it'll be there for you):

T++ - Space Break // Erosion
Devastatingly wonky bass heavy workout from Hardwax affiliated techno technician Torsten Profrock.

Quadrant - Infinition // Planet E
Late night Basic Channel bass wonk, pure and simple. Do you see a theme developing here?

Arto Mwambe - Mudhutma! // Brontosaurus
Moodymann via Berlin on the A, and a trancey boogie number on the B. Both are rock solid gems - pick this up in Phonica's sale if they've still got any.

Tiger Stripes - Hooked // Liebe*Detail
The best thing that Tiger Stripes has done in a while, which is saying something. House, techno - who cares? Tune!

Claude Vonstroke - Who's Afraid Of Detriot? (Soultek 's Suckaz Running Scared Mix) // Echospace
The Deepchord mix is all very well and nice on the B-side, but Soultek's strung out yet jacking interpretation is the one that I'll be playing. Spacey sounds envelop this huge, purging bass synth throughout, and I just can't not imagine everyone going for it when this is played. Now if only they'd housed it in an actual sleeve...

Murat Tepeli & Prosumer - What Makes You Go For It? // Ostgut Ton
It's lovely for Ostgut to open up another side to their already staggering catalogue (honestly, there actually hasn't been a bad one) with their latest 12", which sees Tepeli again teaming up with Prosumer after their Playhouse release back in '05. It's a down and dirty freaky vocal anthem (purists beware!), and the b-sides are pretty decent as well.

Philip Sherburne - Lumberjacking (Original/Exercise One Remix) // Lan Muzik
The Sherburnator finally gets into the production game with an epic Berghain banger. It's surprisingly peak time, but I'm sure that in the right place and the right time, it'll do some serious damage. Check the delay/drop breakdown about two thirds of the way through - nice. It's a shame then, that he chose Lan labelmates Exercise One as remixers, as they blow him out of the water with a driving, dark destroyer that's their best work since their remix of Sebo K.

Frivolous - Midnight Black Indulgence sampler // ~scape
This has been at the front of my box all year due to a tip off in a chart from Phonica's Jess. There's two great cuts (annoyingly the second track on both sides) on there - 'Sooo Savvy...' is a great boompty call to arms against the wall hugging hipsters, but 'Goodbye Regrets' is my favourite. It's got a fantastic tropical-trance melody line, before this amazing bassline kicks in - I definitely see this EP riding up high in the 100...

Aril Brikha & Inner City - Winterlife (Edit) // CD-R
'Winter' meets 'Good Life'? Surely not? I'm not going to bang on about how it's in key and amazing like Herr Pearson (that Fabric mix is fucking amazing, however - great selections and fantastically put together), but if this doesn't have everyone in E-fuelled rapture, then the local dealers are obviously doing a bad job.

Mathew Jonson - Stop // Wagon Repair
If you'd said that MJ was going to come out with a dreamily filthy electro-pop ditty (with his own vocals, no less) last year, I would've probably slapped you around the face and told you you'd finally taken too many drugs. How wrong was I? As ever with his solo material, it's all about the wonky bassline.

Und - Race Horse // Trapez Ltd
Crazy track with a bonkers horse loving lady intoning monotonously over an aquatic synth backing. I fucking love Und. Check also their Rodeo/Fox In A Box 12" for some seriously humourous dancefloor workouts.

Guillaume & The Coutu Dumonts - Les Gans (Philip Sherburne Remix) // CD-R
Yes, two picks from the Sherburnator. It may seem like I'm doing a bit of backslapping, but I was actually astounded when I heard this for the first time. Gorgeous intertwining brass lines sail through boomptily chirpy basslines and filtered xylophones, whilst the bleeps and blips provide the punctuation that put the cherry on the cake. It does sort of pose the question: when's he going to give up writing for good?

New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle (Shep Pettibone Extended Dance Mix) // Qwest
Best ending track ever?

Coming soon we've got a mix from ex-Normalise (they're on hiatus, apparently) and West Country Shakedown resident Harry Glazebrook. From what I've heard it's exactly what I love - late night wonk. Also, myself, Dan Kelly, and the ever affable Bloc Weekend DJ/West Country Shakedowner Joe Hart recorded a mix round at his gaff with his records and that should surface in the near future.

On a final note, if you're in the city on Thursday August 8th and like your decent jungle, DMZ's Loefah is going to be doing a 93-94 jungle set at The Tube at Hoedown. I'll be playing a set of, er, italo disco down there as well, along with various other themed sets from local DJs that do other nights. Sounds intriguing, but I have hope that the party troopers will be out showing their love on a weekday - at least to see Loefah getting jiggy on the floor when Koto drops...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good to see this place is ON again!

1:01 PM  
Blogger Richard Carnage said...

Cheers Jewster. It's about time, but with Mr Soft on permanent hiatus, it's pretty much just me holding the fort.

2:13 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

whoa. what? anyway, how are we supposed to get hold of sherburne's remix? i would buy it but it's a cdr jobby.

ps you never put up mp3s anymore- at least when you did i could hear a whole track before i bought it on beatport rather than just the 2 minute sample they give you. hm. still, your hot picks keep me happy and i like the blog, and gutted about your pub closing, we do ok in birmingham i guess, you should come to below at the rainbow on sunday afternoon, anja schneider and sebo k are playing. it'll be proper bo.


11:52 PM  
Blogger Richard Carnage said...

Alright Jon,
Really rushed off my feet at the moment, and uploading files generally takes a bit more time than just banging on about the tracks. I went through a stage of re-encoding tracks to lower bitrates a few months ago and then just got sick of it as it took too much time. Been lax with the radio shows, but the last one that I spent the time compiling only showed the first two tracks (and people just seem to bemoan me for not putting up full mp3s anyway). As far as audio is concerned, we're plugging the mixes at the moment, and I reckon the quality's been incredibly high so far.

Re: Phil's remix of GATCD, he sent me over an unfinished version out of the blue which I absolutely loved. May stick a clip up here soon, but I don't think he'd be too happy if I whacked the full thing up. It should be out in a few months though, so keep a look out.

Hope you enjoy your Sunday afternoon siesta with Sebo K and Anja Schneider - it's line-ups like that that make me rue my decision to live in Bristol! We tried to book Sebo, but couldn't due to it being too expensive to ship him back to Frankfurt for some Mobilee party... oh well!

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jesus christ i just noticed your 'writeup'of the sardine incident - possibly the 4th time you have recounted this fairly mundane tale online. are you really that strapped for content that you have to go into the details of what i smashed one saturday night when i was drunk? less of this low grade swill please carnage.

"the malcher"

1:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can energy drinks be MY fault???

The 40% of these 20th century monsters who willingly volunteered to enage in their evil should no longer be with us.
Throughout history people have died for less.

There is no such thing as a savior. You're just looking for a free ride. Start doing the work.
Savior is a lie. Savior is why Christianity is evil.
Improve your relationship with the gods and fix your problems. Thoughts like this hurt you in the eyes of the gods, I promise you.
Equality is a lie. The gods placed us in our regions of Earth specifically. Equatorial/tropical is a bad sign.
"Black people have to try harder and do better than everybody else."


I am afraid that all decent (non-athletic, non-music) black sucess is ALL non-black, and the gods use other races in these black bodies to create this perception of improving conditions. Corruptable HARD by money, the gods may ironically view this as compensatory.
I have said that I personally believe that the gods are no longer allowing new people to be born, that we are, in effect, ALL clone hosts, individuals chosen once the gods determine/decide what kind of parents they will have. The difference, of course, is the peasantry isn't frequently flipped out like the elite whom see up to multiple clone host bodies in a calander year.
I believe the preditory Italians who telepathically accepted the "black project" assignment under the guise of 1906 went from clone hosts fucking up the economy in 80s corporate America into a black gang-banger to act as and become victim of an assassin.
Am I suggesting there may be black children running around with no brains? When there is a major project like Black War I was, certainly.
Unfortunately, being a member of the most disfavored race of people is accompanied by great misery, and this may be a reletively painless liberty which they gods could take.
There's all kinds of fucked up strategies the gods utilize which the disfavored of Earth couldn't even imagine. Don't be surprised.

The Indian casinos is another good example illustrating how the god's offensives are designed to inflict on everyone involved::::Expect these four powerful tribes were sold on preying on their fellow tribes, convinced this bill could help them crush their competition. Expect ALL FOUR to have pursued telepathically pushing people into losing money in their casinos, a common temptation the gods employed in Nevada casino executives as well, all of whom are rotated clone hosts, unlike the Indians. This is yet another example of the gods employing a strategy which fucks everyone involved::::The preditors who accepted these assignments as casino brass will die for this (and other) evil.
Penny machines are the clue they enlightened those whom they run through Nevada casinos now. I think the days are mostly over now. Incidentally, this new tactic accomplishs other goals as well and need to be taken by the disfavored as a clue.
The gods use their tools in government to promote this offensive. They then turn around and use this perception to corrupt the disfavored, equating their evil with sucess. This is a excellent corruptor and a frequently recurring strategy in the god's arsenal of weapons.
In addition, the Preditor whom the gods assigned to the government representative clone hosts during this offensive incurr by being involved as well, as do the corrupted public servants involved. The difference is the corrupted public servants won't be in a different clone host next month, ready to incurr yet more evil. But the evil they DO incurr will ensure they lose any hope of immortality. And therein explains life in the 20th century.
It's over. All that's left are wrapping up loose ends before they close things out.


Expect the absence of blacks at PreditoryItalianCompany was a clue that they have a history preying upon blacks.
All things considered, expect their history would be along the lines of economic repression of blacks, appropriately.
Criminals doing business with criminals.

Their "cheap tricks" are preditory:::poker, cars, boss, movies. Every item of the $50 billion is all evil, designed to prey on the disfavored, a clue regarding modern popular culture and society. Perhaps not so "cheap" after all.
"If you don't come around…" All this shit is cheap and easy, a tactic which ensurs people wait AND aren't recepitve to my teachings because they think they're getting a free ride. It also serves as its most basic of purposes, as preditory distraction.
All this stuff didn't happen for me. Anytime the gods use their powers it is only to hurt the disfavored. Everything that happens is to mislead the disfavored:::It's here for YOU!!!
"You're going to throw this away. We're not going to be blamed for this." Yea, right. Like their assumption of culpability has got value. Expect this to be yet another dynamic of "management by convienience".
The Final Prophet is merely a formality, like they gods are required. It's kind of like "Black off the books.wav":::An event designed to merely meet some policy requirement while ensuring the disfavored have no real hope:::Life in the ghettos of California.
The god's efforts to minimize my impact is consistant with their methodology, ascention becoming increasingly harder as time progresses, suggesting we really are approaching The End.

Brokeback Mountain says you understand:::Fuck off god.
Things I've ruined::::Midnight Madness. Note that to the gods both are merely cheap tricks.
Denying money is one of the goals of positioning in the Italians::::The gods used this evil to ensure the Final Prophet was not financed.
The gods took special but played for commoner. Now this Situation passes without affect because special is a one-way street. The gods instructed AI to deny my ability to be articulate. As a result people weren't receptive::::The "back-hand" was very real. The "help" was not.
I won't invest when absolute power must CHEAT to win. This IS the event. Learn.
I am disgusted the gods position absolution for themselves because it is their technology conducting this evil upon the disfavored. When the disfavored understand this tactic hatred will eliminate a large percentage of them.
Sinisterly, wickedly brilliant.
What I woudln't do for a fair fight:::The emperor has no clothes.
I can't express my disgust enough. 2007 was MY YEAR, yet you ruined it whimsically because you refused to pay consideration on this obligation you assumed, claiming since I didn't pray I wasn't allowed my ability. Of course my abilities would have countered your interests. How convienient. AND another tactic.
I think we needed ground rules in this thing. Again, convienient AND a tactic.
Fuck you god. You are a sick joke.
I'm not investing. I wouldn't knowingly help the elite who you used to prey on those I try to help. I want this preditory evil dead.
Guess I can't count on HTH. I was hoping it meant I was being assigned to this task.
Lake Michigan is defnintely not a self-reference.

"We're going to enforce positioning." You better make them get their hands dirty AND BRING BACK THE 20TH CENTURY FOR THIS. Killing fucking niggers in celebrity clone hosts AIN'T no fucking fun.
I merely want the same preditors who willingly hurt the people I try to help. I realize there was lots of magic employed, enabling things like monster arena tours, other all-consuming offerings to happen. But too many in these clone hosts were active preditors.
The Situation is VERY 20th century. Maintain consistancy, please.
Management by convienience.

The "early cut-off" of the disfavored::::The fall of Russian communism vs. Cuban (Chinese?) communism in late '00s.
"Many Californians look more favored." Early cut-off protecting the disfavored from social poison proof the disfavored get dumped on first.
Mormons look more favored too. Both are manufactured and used as a corruptor.
The gods are weilding a wicked sword, and this proves it. They're playing both sides of the coin. People should be afraid.
Most of you are going to die. They want a full-blown Apocalypse.

I perceive a level of "magic" surrounding Osama Mobarack, a red flag and a clue.
The magic surrounding Osama is not going to be used to promote bi-racial, for this will represent the gods accepting culpability . His mere presence on this national stage is all that is necessary to justify telling uppity-negros to enter into bi-racial unions, ensuring people fall on their own swords.
The gods offer a clue through his name.
It's one thing to understand the concept of "acceptable losses". It's quite another to promote them::::His deal with the record company executive suggests he preys on the disfavored.
Despite the preditory event that was the impeachment of her husband in the crucial years of 1997-1998 and her continued loyalty to Bill Clinton, Hillary is a better choice for the disfavored.

The fiasco over his $400 hairdo captures my attention and makes me think John Edwards may be the right candidate, the one with the most empathy for the disfavored.
Without a doubt:::The best hope is the first to fall.

"We make evil look good." And then use it as a corruptor.
Look how these wicked, immoral Manifest Destiny gangsters, the kind of individuals who planned WorldWarII, come across merely as businessmen. As they're doing with the strategically preditory personality baseball player, as they've done with Preditory Italian Company, who merely exists as a Manifest Destiny talking heads for the blue chippers in the "eye of The Beast".
And they dirty up good, as we see with me, as we saw with Bonds.
Much as with all the other empty promises, I will be CHEATED out of the fulfillment of the HTH entitlement. As a result I DEMAND you address the history of the individuals involved, public and private, current and FORMER LIVES. We'll see who the fuck is evil then:::::
Expect the absence of blacks at PIC was a clue that they have a history preying upon blacks.
All things considered, expect their history would be along the lines of economic repression of blacks, appropriately.
Criminals doing business with criminals.

And courtesy of M&A you do business with this evil every time you patronize corporate.
The Amish in Pennsylvania is the clue:::Set a goal of simplicity, strive for purity.


Said Italy has heavy volcanic activity for kinda the same reason they put the Mormons in hell.
Motherfuckers. Serves them right.
Of the male Italians in the United States 1906 worked on at least half of them.
I say the number is closer to 80%.
Of those AT LEAST HALF were corrupted voluntarily, meaning the gods did not push them into being evil. This half should already be dead. This is an immoral people, quick to prey on others, as their history suggests.

Understand the god's methodology, for it will help you decipher future events. KKK killings are a good example::::
The gods either told or pushed the black males into acting up. Rednecks, corrupted by 1906, thought their participation would help them. Many believed it gained them protection from their illegal bootlegging activities.
They role played 1906 to Italians, told them that their fellow Italians were using this platform of 1906 to achieve global economic domination, and told them that if they wanted a piece, if they wanted to belong and be a part of this they'd do what they're told.
They illustrated the Moorish invasion, and the gods pit the Italians against the morbidly disfavored blacks. 90%-95% of the KKK incidents were Italians who did the actual killings.
This is a good example of how the gods get the disfavored into place to fuck everybody involved.

Alcohol has always been a way of hurting the men, making them less than decent.
Women traditionally have been the enforcers of decency within the family unit and used their motivation to help men behave appropriately; due to their disfavor men's indecency has negatively impacted not only the family but the community as well.
Cultures which offer wine have women who consume wine, and the result is an indecent society. Combine this with Italian male's demand for sexual without the consideration of decency and you have masculinized women defining a morbidly disfavored society.
Anyone involved in the wine industry has no empathy for either the disfavored of the Mediterreanean basin or women, disregarding the superior gender. If they understand this as the goal and are sold on "earning" they will be punished very harshly.

The wine industry changed radically in the late 80s or early 90s. Likely still believing they were "earning", certainly thinking they were "golden" expect the gods funneled many Italians into this new "micro-winery" explosion this industry experienced, maintaining the god's preference that Italians prey on god's most favored gender.

"They deliberately planned those things (90s "parting shots":::The Sitution, end-of-revelry cycle media preditation, AIDS in Africa). When they found out the truth it was too late." HTH supports this. They shared they instructed his grandfather preyed on women emotionally to set the legacy necessary for the late 90s event. And of course 95% of the KKK deaths were revenge killings for the Moorish invasion of Italy. I believe 1906 is responsible for the economic repression of not only Africa but also the American ghettos.
"(Blah.)" Expect we won't see such activities on the income statements. Italians may be stupid but they're not positioned to be THAT stupid.
That monster who laid the legacy still alive? "He's been a pig a couple of times." He needs to be dead, as do the half who signed on to 1906 voluntarily.

New Orleans/Louisiana is French, while California is positioned as Italian.
Katrina was used to help the disfavored escape that wicked enviornment. Blacks in California won't be so lucky.
Know who your friends are.

I think Louisiana is like California:::Considered god's favored land. Perhaps this is because of the river, sportsman's paradise, etc.
Abuse dercted to Cajuns, Creoles and blacks in Louisiana suggest this:::Anytime the disfavored enter god's favored land they get fucked for it. I believe they used the Jena 6 ruling to send this clue.

Flanders is the shining example of a role model, but his parents were wicked. They were beatniks, the original hippies, purveyors of social poison, etc. Incidentally, beatniks emerged from the Italian North Beach neighborhood in San Francisco as a clue.
Because Flanders was raised in that evil enviornment his mind was poisoned. Only through understanding was he able to alter his behavior and become decent. Because of it he provided Rod and Todd a REAL chance, one that he will receive in the next life as well, but he can't go up because of his youth.
My advice is recognize Flanders is offered as a role model and emulate this decency. Do the very best you can with your children and perhaps the gods will see fit to bless you with a real chance much like you gave your children.
The Flanders role model suggests you are multiple lives away from ascention.

Ned Flanders was born into a cancerous environment. As a result his mind was poisoned.
Somewhere along the way he came around and began to do the right things. He provided a good environment for Rod and Todd, who have a real chance because of it.
It doesn’t mean Rod and Todd are going up. They still have to earn it.
Anyways, because Flanders did the right thing and provided a real opportunity for his children the gods may bless him with a similar real opportunity to ascend as a child in the next life.
Flanders wore beetle boots on Judegement Day. There were other clues suggesting he hjas to be reincarnated, and it is because his youth poinsoned his mind. The gods place a VERY high premium on innocence, one of the purposes of today’s ever-deteriroating society:::The gods have to pave the way and justify The End on Planet Earth.
You people are all multiple lives away from your real chance. If you look at this realistically you will set achievable goals, ensuring disappointment/backsliding isn’t going to be effective on you.

Manifest Destiny's WWII project produced Port Chicago which was parlayed into civil rights.wav
And these Italians who helped plan and impliment WWII thought they were in charge because of 1906. It shows the moral vacancy of the Italians involved.
Poetic justice that the gods funneled these monsters through the Nazi death camps.
They shared that many of these Italians involved understood clone hosting and believed germans would be the ones dying in their own death camps, much to their amusement. They targetted germans and theei descendants throughout the 20th century because of the german invasion in the dying days of the Roman Empire. An attempt to enforce decency, no doubt.
It is poetic justice they were victims of their own death camps. I wish them all to remember their horrors daily.
I demand the lives of those involved, the MD Italians who initiated and implimentted this plan to destroy my life in the years before they were shipped off to the Nazi death camps for this poetic justice.
And they'll do ANYTHING they're told. That's why the 20th century was so disturbing.

Prior to civil rights blacks had their own press. In the absence of civil rights these entities would have grown into legitimate media outlets serving the black community.
Maintaining segregation would have produced economic entities which arose from within the black community to fill the demand for goods and services.
The presence of these "black industrialists" would have FORCED the gods to factor them into positioning, producing voices in support of the black community and preventing the gods from inflicting ALL THE SICKNESS WE HAVE WITNESSED IN THE last few decades::Crack babies, drive-by shootings, AIDS in Africa, drought/famine!!!
I have mentioned people can expect an AIDS crisis among heterosexual blacks here in the United States. Considering that the fastest growing industry in the ghetto is the oldest profession on Earth expect them to be the targets of this punishment.

Italians/Romans are imperialists. They finaince their lifestyles off other people's misery.
Black people's misery. Blacks are the targets of this imperialism, and as a result it is IMPERITIVE they learn empathy, for this has been the case back to the age of Pharroh.
Imperialist pigs are an important dynamic to implimenting the god's strategies on this planet. As a result most Italians will be compensated with some time. Blacks will not be so lucky because they fail to recognize the difference between preditor and prey.

The gods ARE responsible for the evil of their technology. Their attempts to position away this culpability is a tactic, one they will use to further shrink the number of disfavoreds who suceed.

1:41 AM  
Anonymous porn said...

Cheers Jewster. It's about time, but with Mr Soft on permanent hiatus, it's pretty much just me holding the fort.

9:55 PM  

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