Four reasons that the world (pictured) is fucking insane and we're all going to die in a terrible hail of cultural entropy and hellfire
1. Justice have remixed Britney. Check her myspace (what? she's not in your 'Top Friends' list?) for a listen.
2. As Carnage has already pointed out, LCD Soundsystem has recorded a 45+min long track for Nike, intended to soundtrack the ultimate jog/distance run. I'm not sure what's more shocking; its corporate origins (according to Pitchfork, this is "not LCD's first foray into corporate sponsorship, having hawked videogame consoles on the Dualplay Playstation tour last fall", though geniuses of DFA proportions should perhaps be indulged), the fact that itunes are charging $9.99 for it, or that jowly James Murphy claims to exercise regularly.
3. As you already know, Soulwax have remixed Robbie Williams. You know, I've got an extreme soft spot for the Dewaele brothers, and Robbie's 'Angels' is extremely close to Soft's palpitating heart (on account of it playing at a school disco when I was twelve as I danced with what I thought then to be the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen, my friend Giles' cousin. She was American; I don't think she realized what a little weirdo I was...). I mean, Robbie is arguably better than Soulwax...(no comments please). But do we need a Soulwax remix of Robbie? No. Look at it this way: do we need a Robbie mix of Soulwax? No. So why should it work the other way?
4. Kode9 is writing a book of dubwise philosophy and conspiracy theories; rumours that he also ghostwrote Totally Frank: The Frank Lampard Story are as yet unconfirmed.